It’s time now, to sing out
Though the story never ends
Remember a year in the life of friends
…I’ve been reading a lot of AUs lately.
“You are such a buzz kill,” Kurt says with a roll of his eyes. “All you ever do is study and sing in that stupid club you’re in.”
Blaine removes his history book from his locker before closing it. “I’ll have you know that Glee Club is actually quite fun. Maybe if you took two minutes away from drinking and smoking, you’d see that there are actually things you can do for fun that aren’t illegal.”
Kurt laughs and pushes himself off the lockers, crowding in close to Blaine. “Oh trust me, I know there’s plenty of things I can do that aren’t illegal. Care to indulge me?”
“You are insane,” Blaine breathes as he takes a step back. “I’m not some innocent choir boy that’s going to drop to my knees and suck you off just because it’s what you want me to do.”
“Who said you’d be on your knees?” asks Kurt, a smile on his lips. “We could work it out so I’m on mine,” he pauses and leans to whisper in Blaine’s ear. “Or neither of us could be on our knees and you can be flat on your back while I-“
“Kurt!” Blaine snaps, eyes wide. “I think that’s quite enough! I have to get to Glee so if you’ll excuse me.”
Blaine pushes past Kurt, arms clinging his books to his chest. “Stop looking at my ass, Hummel!” he shouts as he walks into the choir room.
Gurl hold up what?
excuse me, WHAT?
hold on what what WHAT
the valentines day episode
HOLD THE PHONE
YOU DO NOT MESS WITH MY FEELINGS LIKE THIS OKAY?
WAIT WAIT WAIT, HOLD UP. WHAAAAT?
DO NOT LIE TO ME, I SWEAR TO COW.
You better not be kiding me!
This has to be true, this so has to be TRUE!
“HE’S A SLUT
AND A PIG
HE’S A SLUT PIG”
new favorite insult
“Everybody thinks she’s a bad person, but she’s not.”
#The world isn’t split into good people and Death Eaters #Santana Lopez isn’t without flaws but she is flawless #You’re beautiful Santana #I will forever live a ‘so irrationally proud of my favorite fictional character’ life
American principal vs. Dumbledore.
I’m breaking out a new reaction image just for you, anon:
I felt it would be appropriate, considering the fact that you seem to enjoy Breaking Bad, which, incidentally, I enjoy for much more that explosions and ‘pretty things’ (although I’m not sure what they would be). I also like it when they say swear words.